| One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angried and called to
rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" |
| can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i
know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM
machine??????? |
| terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
| Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers
shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
| girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want
happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy. |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master . |
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for
mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
| This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We
are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
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